Miracle Whip Strikes Back!

November 13, 2009

Last month, Stephen Colbert mercilessly mocked Miracle Whip’s new TV commercial on his Comedy Central show.

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Yesterday, Miracle Whip struck back with an open letter to Stephen Colbert in newspapers yesterday threatening to “dominate the airspace” on his show to expose his viewers to “hardcore Miracle Whip attitude and revelry.”

An open letter to Stephen Colbert from Miracle Whip, as seen in this morning’s amNewYork:   Dear Mr. Colbert, Recently on your show, you tapped into a sore spot in our nation’s psyche: the eternal struggle between mayonnaise and Miracle Whip. And surprisingly, for a man of your impeccable intellect, you’ve chosen the wrong side. A side doomed to a painful, drawn-out, utter and complete defeat. Like the Plantagenets in the Hundred Years’ War. Or whichever on was the cat in “Tom and Jerry.” Mr. Colbert, we found your attacks a little harsh, occasionally funny, and at times, wholly inaccurate (for the record, our target is 18-35, not 34). But unlike most advertisers who are so mayo, who would back down at the slightest whiff of controversy, and pull their advertising from not just your show but from your entire network and all its sister entities – we intend to do the opposite. On Thursday, November 12, we will dominate the airspace on your show. With every commercial break, your viewers will be exposed to hardcore Miracle Whip attitude and revelry. You will see our legion of (as you call them) “mayonay-sayers” snarfing sandwiches topped with our one-of-a-kind flavor in a very cool and totally hip way. They will be in your face and massively dope. It goes without saying, they WILL NOT TONE IT DOWN. And you will begin to see the soft, bland white walls of the mayo empire begin to collapse under the weight of its own whipped-egg pretentiousness. Think about it, Mr. Colbert. In a sense, we will own you. We’re on a mission. We’re taking no prisoners. We’re raising Hell, man. THE BOLD MARKETING TEAM AT MIRACLE WHIP  I don’t like mayonnaise or miracle whip, but this is amazing.Dear Mr. Colbert,

Recently on your show, you tapped into a sore spot in our nation’s psyche: the eternal struggle between mayonnaise and Miracle Whip.  And surprisingly, for a man of your impeccable intellect, you’ve chosen the wrong side. A side doomed to a painful, drawn-out, utter and complete defeat. Like the Plantagenets in the Hundred Years’ War. Or whichever on was the cat in “Tom and Jerry.”

Mr. Colbert, we found your attacks a little harsh, occasionally funny, and at times, wholly inaccurate (for the record, our target is 18-35, not 34). But unlike most advertisers who are so mayo, who would back down at the slightest whiff of controversy, and pull their advertising from not just your show but from your entire network and all its sister entities – we intend to do the opposite.

On Thursday, November 12, we will dominate the airspace on your show. With every commercial break, your viewers will be exposed to hardcore Miracle Whip attitude and revelry. You will see our legion of (as you call them) “mayonay-sayers” snarfing sandwiches topped with our one-of-a-kind flavor in a very cool and totally hip way. They will be in your face and massively dope. It goes without saying, they WILL NOT TONE IT DOWN. And you will begin to see the soft, bland white walls of the mayo empire begin to collapse under the weight of its own whipped-egg pretentiousness.

Think about it, Mr. Colbert. In a sense, we will own you.

We’re on a mission. We’re taking no prisoners.

We’re raising Hell, man.

THE BOLD MARKETING TEAM AT MIRACLE WHIP

Comedy Central’s responded right away in the afternoon to MW’s letter with the following statement on their blog:

Well, now MW has responded with the big guns. That’s right, they’re buying up a bunch of ad space on tonight’s Colbert Report. Aw snap! It’s like they say, you mess with the bull, you get the giant horns made of ad revenue.

Living up to their open letter, MW dominated The Colbert Report last night by airing three new commercials.

I honestly don’t know if this is a parody or not — a big part of me hopes that it’s authentic…  But regardless, what a smart and creative way of expanding out MW’s campaign in traditional media that spot-on supports their new strategic positioning and message – “We’re Miracle Whip and Will Not Tone It Down”.  Great job Bold Marketing Team At Miracle Whip!

Recipe To Get Noticed?

November 2, 2009

Add 1 oz Creativity, 1 oz Tool, 1/2 oz Fun, 1/2 oz Unexpectedness. Shake everything and let it “Fly”

 

 

Snacking by JennKim

Next time, I’ll think twice before throwing away those useless, inglorious toilet paper rolls.

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A good introduction to social media.

Finding Creativity

August 12, 2009

What kind of person would think about using a tree as a musical instrument? I was amazed by what Diego Stocco was able to compose using an ordinary tree in his garden. Shuffling leaves, tapping bark and strumming and bowing on twigs. By considering the tree from a different perspective, Diego transformed it into something completely different.

Diego Stocco – Music From A Tree from Diego Stocco on Vimeo.

Discovering new and unique ways to create something different from a common object or idea is a challenge for all creatives. We often set our own boundaries and expectations of what something “should” be, defined either by the project parameters or personal preferences. Overcoming these limitations opens up a world of new experiences and fresh inspiration for our work. What can YOU do with a tree?

[As posted on Sigma's Fuel for Thought]

I decided to round up some interesting facts, figures and best practices on online video, while many of my fellow Sigmites are out this week producing them.

Recently comScore reported that in April 09, U.S. Internet users viewed 16.8 billion online videos. Nearly 152 million folks watched an average of 111 videos, and an average online viewer watched 6.4 hours of video. The age of online video viewers trends slightly younger, however, viewership by Generation X and older boomers are at no small scale.

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Turned on by Mr. Switch

March 15, 2009

Designed by John Caswell (UK) is looking for a manufacturer for his playful switch plate called, Mr Switch!

@smashingmag says this is “so simple, yet so beautiful” and DesignSpotter says, “Mr Switch’ is designed to add a little character to an otherwise inanimate object.”

I say, “when can I order them!”

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Why Exit 163?

October 30, 2008

Yes, I’m from NJ and this is the exit to my office.  In a given week, I probably repeat these 3 digits at least a dozen time to all those who are planning a trip to visit me to share their latest and greatest offerings and possibilities.

This Exit 163 will be a short synopsis of new opportunities, sites, tools, apps, stats, etc. – those that I found to be interesting, worthy and filled with much potentials.  My goal is nothing but letting you know what new ideas and offerings I’ve encountered and let you determine for yourself if you want more information.  If you have or come across a cool new opportunity, please drop me a note at jkim529@gmail.com